015: Funny Business
Satirical (fictional) business names.
An innovation collaboration with the Avilicious Marketing AgencyTM (a stealth-mode startup specializing in puns and prolific satirical name generation).
As far as we know, none of these exist. Yet.
Business naming ideas
- Worst Case Scenario (Attorneys at Large)
- From the Gekko (Reptile Emporium)
- Probable Paws (Pet Store)
- Carpet Diem (Rug Repossession Agency)
- Just in Queso (Quick Stop Cheese Shop)
- Pushing the Envelope (Stationary Store)
- You Can't Always Get What You Font (Stationary Store)
- All I Need to Get Pie (Bakery)
- Knead to Dough Basis (Bakery)
- They're Grape (Fine Wines)
- Spirits in the Sky (Trappist Distillery)
- For All In Tents and Purposes (Tent Rentals)
- Sylvester Cologne (Men's Fragrances)
- Sadist Factory (Adequate Dominatrix)
- Holy Ship! (Boat Supplies)
- Urine Luck (Drug Testing)
- Endless Pastabilities (Italian Eatery)
- H2 Oh No! (Flood Insurance)
- Soda Pressing (A Happy Soda Company)