015: Funny Business

Satirical (fictional) business names.

6 Apr 2020 — 2 min read

An innovation collaboration with the Avilicious Marketing Agency^TM (a stealth-mode startup specializing in puns and prolific satirical name generation).

As far as we know, none of these exist. Yet.

Business naming ideas

Worst Case Scenario (Attorneys at Large)
From the Gekko (Reptile Emporium)
Probable Paws (Pet Store)
Carpet Diem (Rug Repossession Agency)

Just in Queso (Quick Stop Cheese Shop)
Pushing the Envelope (Stationary Store)
You Can't Always Get What You Font (Stationary Store)
All I Need to Get Pie (Bakery)
Knead to Dough Basis (Bakery)
They're Grape (Fine Wines)

Spirits in the Sky (Trappist Distillery)
For All In Tents and Purposes (Tent Rentals)
Sylvester Cologne (Men's Fragrances)
Sadist Factory (Adequate Dominatrix)
Holy Ship! (Boat Supplies)

Urine Luck (Drug Testing)
Endless Pastabilities (Italian Eatery)
H2 Oh No! (Flood Insurance)
Soda Pressing (A Happy Soda Company)

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